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Samosas Per Year

Paul Fortunato leads in lifetime samosas

Despite never claiming the championship belt, Paul has eaten 29 total samosas across his two stumbles - cumulatively more than any other stumbler!

The Steady Seven

Although dozens have lined up to challenge the samosas, just seven brave souls have shown up year after year.
On the other end of the spectrum, Craig is so overdue for some samosas...

July 12, 2025

5:00pm

Warren Park, Chicago

SAMOSA STUMBLE IV

Rules

  • Eat a samosa...
  • Stumble through a 1.1 mile loop...
  • ...in 20 minutes
  • Then repeat until you quit!
  • The timer re-starts every 20 minutes, at the :00, :20, and :40 of each hour
  • You must line up at starting line to eat a samosa on these times
  • If you're late or refuse to eat another samosa, you're out! Samosa wins!

The last samosa stumbler standing wins! But only after eating one more samosa and running a solo loop.

Event Info

  • Location: Warren Park, Chicago
  • Meet: the start & finish are inside the park, just east of Warren Park Ball Field 5
  • Round 1 starts at 5:00pm
  • Course: 1.1 mile loop around the park
    • Map of race course
  • We'll have water and samosas at the start / finish. Bring whatever else you want...but what beyond samosas do you really need?

🏆 THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT IS ON THE LINE!! 🏆

Championship photo

Defending champ Jason Sikora is ready for you!